I Know I'll Get Flamed But Best Round for Killing Zombies

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I would prefer to use the grille of my 73 F-250. Backed by a 390 and C6, I wouldn't stop to worry 'bout the mess. Winchester 1300 hangin' out the butterfly window, pair of 220s on the seat, and the smell of rotting corpse- corpses in the air. No I'm not another southern redneck. I lived in Maine 20 years prior to this place.
 
I was just wondering. Are Zombies eligible for government benefits? Welfare? Free medical care? Education for their undead children? Unemployment? Do you have to read them their Miranda rights before blasting them into piles of goo? (I beleive "goo" is the technical term. Correia can correct me if I'm wrong.) Would a Zombie attack on a community call for FEMA intervention? Which would be worse for the community? A hord of Zombies or a hord of FEMA workers? Do Zombies join Unions? "The United Federation of the Undead?" Suppose Zombies went on strike? Could you shoot them on the picket line or would you have to wait for them to come off duty?
 
I was just wondering. Are Zombies eligible for government benefits
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I'm sure they are eligable for more benefits than you or I. Most other imports or non-working individuals are. I'm sure if I gunned down a zombie in my dooryard I'd be arrested too.
 
I was just wondering. Are Zombies eligible for government benefits? Welfare? Free medical care? Education for their undead children? Unemployment? Do you have to read them their Miranda rights before blasting them into piles of goo?
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No, No, No No,
No and No
"Can't get a job. Can't get no welfare, Can't even get the kids in a decent school And on top of all that People spend hours on the internet thinking up ways to blow my head off:( "

Small wonder they roam the earth eating the living
Don't believe me about the marginalization of the undead? Look at your gov't forms
Asian
Pacific Islander
Black
White

But you never see "Zombie"
Congress needs to make some legislation
Maybe restitution is in order
 
Don't believe me about the marginalization of the undead? Look at your gov't forms
Asian
Pacific Islander
Black
White

But you never see "Zombie"
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We should start a movement, and write in "Zombie" on the line for "Other" on the census form.
 
Yes, and write in ZOMBIE when voting for local politicians
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Well which zombie would you be voting for?
Actually Politicians fall under the Vampire designation
ie bloodsuckers
 
I thought it was a wooden stake

I thought it was a wooden stake through the heart? Not a bullet.

Oh well, I'd have to say a Colt 1911, in .45 ACP. It prevailed in WWI, WWII, Korea and Vietnam, so, it can take a zombi...of course using silver bullets with wooden tips.

This is funny.

Doc2005 :D
 
I thought it was a wooden stake through the heart? Not a bullet.

Oh well, I'd have to say a Colt 1911, in .45 ACP. It prevailed in WWI, WWII, Korea and Vietnam, so, it can take a zombi...of course using silver bullets with wooden tips.

This is funny.

Doc2005
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Wooden Stake= Vampire
Silver Bullets= Werewolve

But I agree, this is a laugh!:D
 
I went to the fall gun show at my local range and a rep was on hand from Calico Weapons. The Liberty 1 carbine (100 rounds of 9mm) looked like the perfect zombie gun. I imagine the .22lr would be adequate, but I think the thud of a 9mm blowing apart a zombie skull like a rotting cantelope would be more satisfying.
 
I think the perfect fortress in my city would be the north high school. Just barricade all the entrances after everyones in. Hand out weedwhackers (great idea 4v50 Gary!), .22s and 1000 rounds of ammo to each. A couple climb to the top of the belltower and start popping some heads. When they break through the .22s open up. They get too close, weedwackers start up. Pull back when need.:evil:
 
Folks, get a hold of yourselves...

Zombies are not real!

Zombies are not real!

Zombies a-aaah, ow!- aaaAAAIEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...

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... groaaan... (shuffle) uhhnnn... (stagger) uhhh...
 
Folks, get a hold of yourselves...

Zombies are not real!

Zombies are not real!

Zombies a-aaah, ow!- aaaAAAIEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...

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... groaaan... (shuffle) uhhnnn... (stagger) uhhh...
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Zombies--The initiation is pretty rough, but folks are dying to join them!:neener:
 
some one should start a zombie pollitical party


"Less tax, more BRAINS!" could be the slogan. gore could be the spokes man, he seems to have the personality of the living dead.
 
It's all about the katana! Zombies are slow and dumb, so why not have some fun with 'em?
 
It's all about the katana! Zombies are slow and dumb, so why not have some fun with 'em?
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I know there's no evidence that zombie goo is a vector for pathogens, but I still don't want zombie goo on me. I'll reach out and touch them at a distance, thank you, and even then I'll probably wear latex gloves.
 
SigFan,
I have been to Maine and love it. But just bc you are from Maine doesnot mean you are not a redneck, I've been outside the cities. You now live in my original state. What's wrong with redneck anyhow?

:) :) :) :D

Huddog
 
Grrrr, let me repeat myself.

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You don't need lots of ammo though it never hurts... :evil:


Just keep the gas coming and the hatches shut. And if you do have to exit the vehicle (ie obsticle spotting) make sure to take a rain coat... :eek:


ek
 
I'm going to vote old school zombie combo. .357 and .38 are still common in every gun/sporting store in the US. I think a .357 lever gun and revolver combo would work well.

Dan
 
Zombies? Really, people?

I hope all the threads I've seen on zombies are just for laughs and there aren't seriously a lot people out there who are worried about the undead rising.

If so, then I'm thinking I should stock up on more guns and ammo because there are waaaay more crazy, stupid people out there than I had previously imagined and frankly I'm worried THEY are a threat.

And why just zombies? Why not be prepared for creatures from Star Trek or Dinosaurs? Maybe I should stock up on more .50 BMG for when droves of T-rex rampage through the streets? You think anyone makes a tactical mod kit to make my Jeep Cherokee capable of Warp 10 w/ a force field and photon torpedo array so I can combat the evil zebulon landing ships?

Lay off the drugs, get off the sofa, see a shrink if needed.
 
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