I'm so tactical that...

[Eleven Mike]

Yes I have dandruff. Where do you think carbon fiber comes from?

 

[Stevie-Ray]

I am so tactical

....that I swapped out the 4X scope on my P32 for an EOTech

....that I live near Detroit and vacation in the inner-city

....that during a prostate exam I had to turn around and tell my Doctor he could put his hands down

....that the 5th rule of gun safety is to steer clear of me

 

[JeffLrrp]

(from way back to page 1)

"Chuck Norris is afraid of me."

Never would happen. Not in a bijillion catrillion years. Chuck Norris is a god.

 

[dwave]

"Chuck Norris is afraid of me."

Never would happen.

Thats right, but only because his beard hides a fist.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, they modeled SPETSNAZ after my walk to school

 

[Mister Peace]

ROFL
LOL
LOL

I'm sorry everybody, REO SPEEDWAGON wins.
I think I just blew an aneurysm laughing.

 

[Geno]

I'm so tactical that I swept-in on The Dark Knight's "6", snapped these photos and escaped...unharmed.

Link (Photos in post #1): http://thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=378148

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im sure we can do better. but that was pretty funny. he owes me a mountain dew. it WAS in my mouth, now its on the wall across from me. im so tactical, my drink exited thru my nose.

 

[divemedic]

They were unable to catch the clone, and it captured the Loch Ness Monster and ate it raw. I feel bad about that.

Wow.

 

[Phydeaux642]

I'm so tactical that I can use my man boobs as trauma plates.

(I'm sorry)

 

[KiltedClaymore]

My name is a thread-killing word.

yea..you killed it man

 

[Rokyudai]

I'm so tactical my screen name is actually a tacronym...

Ratchet
Operated
Killing
Yoda
Undercover
Disintegrating
Antimatter
Incendiary



digg it!

 

[KiltedClaymore]

That Makes No Sense!!!

 

[Rokyudai]

It is so tactical as not to make sense.

 

[esmith]

Im so tactical that i don't need a recoil pad for my .22.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical i eat .22's for breakfast.

 

[GarandOwner]

Im so tactical that Im the reason the Batmobile had to be trucked away from Gotham City.... (reference to Doc2005's post)

 

[wyoshooter]

Quote:
I'm so tactical that I fart mustard gas.

What's so special about this? I put out gas that makes my wife and dog gag, fall to the floor, cry profusely and foam at the mouth. That's on a normal day, you should see them when I eat bad...

 

[lions]

I'm so tactical I didn't know they made guns that actually have wood on them.

 

[janobles14]

im also so tacticool that my rails have rails.

 

[Eric F]

They were unable to catch the clone, and it captured the Loch Ness Monster and ate it raw. I feel bad about that.

Holy Smokes! thats it you just feel bad..........I dnot even know what to say I am in aw!

 

[Eric F]

I am so tactical I double tap everything

And I am cloned too just look at the above post!

 

[vzenmn]

I'm so tactical Hideo Kojima made a four series video game about me.

I'm so tactical that I don't need special ninja boots to run up walls.

I'm so tactical I have PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT written on my van.

 

[North of 49th]

I'm so tactical I have PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT written on my van.

Can't...stop...laughing...

 

[possom813]

I'm so tactical that I shaved all of my body hair and made a magic carpet that I used to fly over Saudi Arabia and then dumped the magic carpet and swam across the Persian Gulf extremely fast since I was smooth. I then got into Iran and snuck across the border into Pakistan where I found all of Al Queda and single handedly took all of them out and then tracked down Bin Laden so that I could take his beard to replace my goatee.