I'm so tactical that...

[Hoplophile]

(Add to the list!)

* I'm banned in California.
* I'm on the NFA registry. More than once.
* Sometimes, I poo flashbangs.
* The Russians actually coated their cosmoline in me.
* Even my argyle socks have a barrel shroud.
* I don't grow fingernails. I grow standoffs.
* Sometimes, I cough up .22lr.

Come on, let's come up with some more.

 

[GlowinPontiac]

im so tactical...

*I fart tear gas.
*I leave no footprints

 

[Eleven Mike]

*my hair is bulletproof.

 

[Diamondback6]

I'm so tactical...

*Prospective girlfriends must submit a Form 4 (Destructive Device) and have it approved before they can take me home.

*Mall Ninjas worship the ground I walk on.

*Gecko45 wants to clone me.

*Gunkid pees himself at the mere mention of my name.

GlowinPontiac, some of us really do have that talent: Ever been to a chili cookoff? lol

 

[Eleven Mike]

I am so tactical, Gecko45 is a clone of me.

 

[model4006]

im so tactical i know who Gecko45 is

 

[esmith]

Im so tactical i can sweat bullets!

 

[Eleven Mike]

*even my underwear is made by HK.

and so is my Glock.

 

[tntwatt]

"I'm so tactical that I pee napalm"

 

[chris in va]

*POTUS consults me on global conflicts*

 

[Joshua C]

^I think you should go to the free clinic for that one, tntwatt

 

[tntwatt]

Don't want to burn it down giving them a specimen JC:>

 

[dm1333]

esmith, I'm so tactical.....

I make bullets sweat!

 

[B yond]

I'm so tactical that...

I can't tell you why I'm so tactical or I'd have to kill you.

 

[chris in va]

That's pretty good.

 

[Freelance Tax Collector]

I'm so tactical I was a model for Extreme Shock Ammunition

 

[B yond]

I've engineered a top-secret workout regimen to conceal my tacitcality so that I can live undercover amongst the sheeple as a large, soft target.

 

[PTK]

Women have to file a form 4 to date me.

I'm an "any other weapon", you see.

 

[rero360]

I'm so tactical navy seals work out to my excercise videos

 

[B yond]

Chuck Norris is afraid of me.

 

[B yond]

I'm so tactical I trained Gecko45!

 

[B yond]

I'm so tactical I use gun oil as a personal lubricant.

 

[Eleven Mike]

*SEALs pretend they used to be me.

*I use Kevlar toilet paper.

*I have a silencer on my paintball marker. And it kills people.

 

[XD Fan]

Laughing too hard.

This stuff is rude, but funny.

 

[ColinthePilot]

*I'm so tactical I have couplers on my .22LR magazines

*I'm so tactical, I carry a gun to even the odds; otherwise the bad guy wouldn't have a chance.

*I'm so tactical, my house is a hardened structure.

*I'm so tactical, I have a silencer and an ACOG on my Assault .22LR.

*I'm so tactical, all my clothes are made of Kevlar.