I'm so tactical that...

Status
Not open for further replies.
I'm so tactical that when I fired the "shot heard around the world" the bullet hit me in the back of the head and it didn't even hurt.
 
I'm so tactical sometimes my mom lets me work on my airsoft guns BEFORE I do my chores.
 
I am so tactical that I'm banned in 185 out of 195 countries.

I am so tactical that I can't say just how tactical I really am because I would have to kill all of you.
 
I'm so tactical that Bill Gates developed a special camouflage font for me last Christmas:

This is the camouflage font that Bill secretly installed on THR for me. Thanks, Bill!

See?

(Highlight the post to see the "de-camouflaged" text.)
 
Last edited:
I am so tactical that...

I was born olive drab

My first words were "FRAG OUT"

I routinely dive for cover on the 4th when I hear the mini guns open up while the sheeple just sip their beers... :cool:
 
I'm so tactical that before going to bed Chuck Norris checks under his bed and in the closet for ME.
 
I am so tactical that my triple barreled 870 with dual 40mm grenade launchers has a higher magazine capacity than a ma deuce.

I am so tactical that I built the above weapon on my fifth birthday.

I am so tactical that the reason we can't find binladen is becsuse he heard my name and dropped dead of a heart attack.

I am so tactical that when I say BANG terrorists all over the world kill themselves rather than face me.

I am so tactical that at ALL times I carry two Desert Eagles, two S&W 5oo's, two thompsons, a flamethrower, a stinger missile, and enough ammo to wage a full scale war.
 
I'm so tactical, when I'm asked how to diversify stocks I reply, "by purchasing a folding and collapsible! (cricket,cricket,cricket...is this on?)

Hey, since when did we associate tactical with practical anyway?!
 
I'm so tactical that I take multiple .308 hits in the back. Don't worry I duct taped extra trauma plates on. 265504594_daf4b852cc.png
 
My wife is so tactical she carries a 50 cal ammo box as a purse!

(I just got a slap on the back of the head for that so enjoy that too)
 
I'm so tactical that I never look in the mirror with a holstered gun.
 
I am so tactical:

that Extreme Shock immediately surrendered to me when I just mentioned that I am going to be the new company CEO:neener:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Y
  • Locked
22LR "Tactical" ???
2 3 4
Replies
79
Views
7K
v35
v35
G
  • Locked
HR1022 as a sales tactic; whose side are dealers on?
2
Replies
36
Views
1K
RavenVT100
R
barnbwt
  • Locked
So What Does the ATF Think of the NFRTR (NFA Registry)?
Replies
3
Views
752
barnbwt
barnbwt
D
  • Locked
Why is everyone so "anti-tactical"?
2 3
Replies
65
Views
3K
Archie
Archie
Speedo66
  • Locked
I'm Making Purchases With The Future In Mind, Anyone Else?
Replies
16
Views
713
Robert
Robert
Back
Top