Sam1911
Moderator Emeritus
Remind me to just snicker inwardly when your fly's undone. Maybe you wanted a bit of air down there.
Or when you're about to drive away with your cell phone sitting on the roof of your car ... you probably wanted a new one anyway.
Or when you've got a big piece of lettuce in your teeth. I hear that's all the rage with the kids these days. Hip, happenin' folks are even buying FAKE lettuce to insert between their incisors.
Or you've managed to tuck the disposalbe toilet seat cover into the back of your pants. Maybe you'd heard that someone just claimed the title of "Biggest Dork in the Universe" and you think you've got what it takes to steal his crown!
Really? I mean, none of my business, sure. But, wow.
Or when you're about to drive away with your cell phone sitting on the roof of your car ... you probably wanted a new one anyway.
Or when you've got a big piece of lettuce in your teeth. I hear that's all the rage with the kids these days. Hip, happenin' folks are even buying FAKE lettuce to insert between their incisors.
Or you've managed to tuck the disposalbe toilet seat cover into the back of your pants. Maybe you'd heard that someone just claimed the title of "Biggest Dork in the Universe" and you think you've got what it takes to steal his crown!
Really? I mean, none of my business, sure. But, wow.