You know you're a mall ninja if....

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If you mock non-operators who merely use duct tape on their plate body armor with the knowledge that real operators only use 100 mph tape.
 
If you wear dark/mirrored sunglasses while shooting at an INDOOR range, or a covered outdoor range on a cloudy day.

Got to protect the operator's identity as much as possible right? :D
 
You know you're a mall ninja if you get get all geared up, just to look at yourself in the mirror.
 
If you cary a jumpkit with a full IV setup in your pinto, and you know galls.com item numbers... oh... wait... wrong forum :)
 
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......If you don't what it is but you just have to have that wide thing on the top of the fat inernet kids' AR.^^^
 
Dimis said:
if if youve ever thought frank castle was cooooooool
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It may be because i was a comic book fan growing up but the Punisher was one of my favorite fictional heros long before I had any interest in firearms or RKBA. I guess the omportant thing is I dont draw any similarities between the two :D

-If you've paid more for your tactical airsoft training gear than an actual firearm.


-If said airsoft toy has real accessories such as a name brand quad rail, surefire, and bayonet.

-If you have ever 'mexican carried' an aisoft weapon to bluff your poser friends.
 
Roden no i didnt have a list prepaired all off the top of my head (ive met alot of mall ninja wannabes lol)

ok ok ill admit punisher is kinda cool... but wolverine has the tactical advantage lol
(yea im a comic dork)

HGUNHNTR how about a flashlight you added a strike bezel to? lol

how about if you carry more ammo on your person than you could actualy shoot in an hour but cant do an actual tactical load of your weapon?

if you think leapers UTG Promag Aimtech laserlyte etc are the greatest companies ever

if you wont buy anything from a company that doesnt have tactical in the name (voodoo tactical etc)

if you wont buy a product unless it gives you "an edge" (hey do you guys like my tactical mouthwash)

oh and to comment on the all black Johnny Cash wasnt tactical at all
 
You might me a mall ninja if...

You believe that revolvers are "antiques".

That a 5 shot snubbie belongs only to black and white movies.

You blatantly advertise your ownership of firearms on your bumper, but you don't even know that open carry is legal in some states.

Your airsoft battles resemble of anything remotely similar to a gun fight.
 
airsoft....is fer wussies. When I was a kid we had good ole fasioned bb gun wars, and there were no ninjas at the mall just pizza and girls.
 
Tad a PEQ-2 is a Infared device used by the military. It is basically a laser that can only be seen when using NVG's. This is also called a "green beam" by some. They are awsome little peices and when you are on the range with a bunch of other shooters it kinda looks like star wars through your NVG's.
 
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Does anyone in the thread have special boots that allow them to walk up walls?

Does anyone still have a vested intrest in an original Mortal Combat game unit?
 
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