Oh they flew right by me while I wasn't ready,
15 big mallards it made me just sick.
I loaded my gun in a last minute effort,
When I pulled the trigger it only went click.
I bought me a shotgun I bought me some shells,
bought me some waders, went out with the boys.
Snuck up to some ducks, but when we opened fire,
they only sat there 'cause they were decoys.
We found us a pothole, me and 4 others,
shot us some snow's, we got one apiece.
We once were the hunters, but now we're the hunted,
'cause we shot five of the farmers tame geese.