Carl
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"Blanks can't hurt you."
take out someone's eye
The thing exploaded, violently I might add! was loud and I could see ashes flying about. Point being, I'm sure that the bullet flew with the shrapnel at a velocity that would probably be dangerous.
Telling women they should only buy "mouse guns" because it is all they can supposedly handle.
"If you ever shoot a prowler, make sure you drag him into your house. You can kill anybody, anytime, as long as they're in your house. Just make sure you stick a butcher knife or an old untraceable pistol in their hand before you call the cops."
Me: "Hi. You got any 165 grain Remington Golden Sabres for a .40 Smith & Wesson?"
Clerk: "I think so, but I'd want 180 grains."
Me: "May be, but I want 165 grain Golden Sabres."
Clerk handed me the 165 grain GS ammo with a sigh and said, "Well, I'd want stopping power."
Me: "Well, that's exactly why I'm buying these." - McCall911