No one should not be allowed to carry in a bar. The only reason to go there is to drink & fight. Nevermind that I am there all night playing music & loading out tens of thousands of dollars in a dark alley @ 3 AM. At least I can get drunk & fight. I can't be trusted.
The local grocery store sells tons of beer. I can't carry there because I cannot resist the urge to pop a top & let loose a few rounds just to keep folks on their toes. I am not to be trusted.
My children hitchhike to doctor appointments during school hours. I should be able to sign them out and take them but I can't. I carry a gun. So many targets and they all need to be taught a lesson. I'll show them what school is really all about. Save the children, disarm me. A person with a gun & no badge cannot be trusted.
I think my children play sports. My wife takes them to this nice place that the city owns. Manicured green soccer fields, baseball diamonds, playground equipment and this sign right at the entrance that forbids my type from entering. I think it's because of the ducks & geese that hang out at this "park" place. Everybody knows that you have to shoot at birds even if you only have a pistol. After all, I have a gun & I'm gonna use it. Do not make the mistake of trusting me with it.
I have friends that live in Chicago. I've never seen their house because they drive down and meet me on the side of the road right across the state line. They do it to save the people of Illinois. There is something about that state that makes guns go off right when the line is crossed. We can't meet at a rest stop either because they have signs. And maps. My guns hate maps. Don't trust me. Put up a sign. You'll be safe. I promise...
I can't go to any hockey, football or baseball games. There are people there. They yell. I don't like it when people yell. Put up a sign. I'll honor it. Those noisy people have to come out sometime. I'm out there waiting. Don't trust me...
The only place I can legally carry is my home. But I had to take down all the mirrors. Seeing people with guns scares me. You know what I'll do if I get scared. I'm going to take my medicine now. Trust me...
The gun laws all make sense if you look at the purpose they serve & reason they exist. They are made to protect people from nuts like me. Be thankful & go about your business in peace & safety.
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applies to all the above. Mostly.