Hey, don't use big words I don't know the meaning of like facetious or inauspicious..
Can you say - blunt!
I live in a little old coal mining town where everybody knows everybody.
Even the phone company isn't willing to spend the money to run new lines out to the place or even to have DSL Internet service here.
One night the phone company had a problem with their lines and got mine mixxed up with some other customers line and told the State Police that they had a hang up 911 call. The State Police came a knocking on my door in the middle of the night and I came to the door in my underwear holding a 10 GA shotgun.
They ran off the porch like bee's were chasing them. When they found out that it was a mistake. They started asking me if there was other residents in my town that has the same last name as I do. I told them yes - but if you knock on my fathers door in the middle of the night you are going to be greeted with a .357 and not a 10 Ga. If you knock on my grandmothers door - and she is 95 years old. You are going to be faced with a son and a grandson holding 30 / 06's.
They banged on my fathers door. He gave them hell. They left and didn't come back. Then my father called 911 and gave them hell and then he called the phone company and tore them a new bung hole. The State Police has not been back since.
Average family members supply, 10,000 rounds each! 10 ga, 12 ga, 20 ga, .410, .22, .308, .300 Savage, .270, 30 / 06 govt., .22 mag, .357, .38 special, 30 - 30 win.
No machine guns, and I think that they should make all machine guns illegal and confiscate them and melt them and turn them into manhole covers.
Nobody needs to own a SKS or a Uzzi or a Thompson....