I'm so tactical that...

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, she bakes with a flame thrower and flashbangs.


-T.

 

[burningsquirrels]

yo momma so tactical her soccer van was used as the template for the M1 Abrams.

 

[Thernlund]

(^^^ Oh man that's good.)

Yo momma so tactical, that your father isn't allowed to take her to Chicago, D.C., or the entire state of California for vacations.


-T.

 

[10s&Xs]

Yo mamma so tactical, she knits with concertina wire.

 

[burningsquirrels]

yo mamma so tactical that your birth event was recorded for an upcoming future weapons episode.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical that I came up with a cool username for THR.

 

[esmith]

I smell a lock....

 

[tn-dave]

yo mamma so tactical that you live in her basement.

 

[The Annoyed Man]

Yo momma' so tactical, she beat you with a loaded bandolier.

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, she'll lock this thread even though she's not a THR member.


-T.

 

[10s&Xs]

Yo mamma so tactical, her salad shooter's got a folding stock, Aimpoint, suppressor, bayonet, etc...

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, her apron has a holster, mag pouches, gear loops, and a trauma plate.


-T.

 

[possom813]

Yo momma so tactical, she kept this thread open...

 

[burningsquirrels]

yo momma so tactical, her mouth is a registered destructive device.

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, she makes your mac and cheese in an overturned kevlar helmet.


-T.

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, she waterboarded you when you didn't eat your peas.


-T.

 

[10s&Xs]

Yo momma so tactical, her apron has a holster, mag pouches, gear loops, and a trauma plate.

And garrottes for apron strings.

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, she knits with bayonets... attached to AK-47s.


-T.

 

[Cyclimus]

Yo momma so tactical her frying pan is made of depleted uranium

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, when your friends come over they refer to her as Ma Deuce.


-T.

 

[burningsquirrels]

yo momma so tactical the army feeds her refried beans to manufacture tear gas.

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, she gets left in the parking lot a Disney World.


-T.

 

[ozwyn]

I am so tactical, the HK guys took a look at me and decided they suck, and they hated themselves.

 

[Smith]

Yo momma's so tactical, her oven mitts accept MOLLE attachments.

 

[Thernlund]

Yo momma so tactical, your baby booties were made of Kevlar inside a chain-mail sheath.


-T.