I'm so tactical that...

[Rokyudai]

OMG...

I leave you alone for an hour and this has evolved into a yo' momma so tactical thread?!!!

excccelllent (Montgomery Burns)

 

[10s&Xs]

Yo mamma so tactical, she wears army boots... (but they're the really tactical kind with side zippers, built-in ankle holsters, kevlar reinforcement, GPS pedometers, etc....)

 

[KiltedClaymore]

this REALLY needs to be a sticky!!!

 

[lazyeye]

I'm so tactical, I use my nomex flight gloves as oven mitts...

and its true

 

[Thernlund]

this REALLY needs to be a sticky!!!

We're so tactical, we'll just post to it forever to keep it at the top.


-T.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical I walk on broken glass, hot spent shells and blood stained floors barefooted.

...And your little dog too!

 

[Thernlund]

I'm so tactical that when I die (if I allow myself to), my body will be sent to Yucca Mountain for storage.


-T.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, they created NORAD just to watch me.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical that I'm not mentioning "yo mama" and sticking to the original topic of this thread.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

agree^

 

[steak-knife]

I'm so tactical that I know that GUNKID is trying to break into this thread from federal prison.

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical that you mother doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Boris Barowski]

I'm so tactical, I have no drag when jumping out of an airplane

(high speed, low drag joke )

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical i dont need to jump out of airplanes. i take my tactical golfcart.

 

[MinnMooney]

I'm so tactical that.......

I sound like an M16 whenever I bend over.

 

[10s&Xs]

I'm so tactical that the Army of Switzerland designed their knives after me.

 

[Thernlund]

I'm so tactical, that for a time there was a plan to route all communications through me to find terrorist threats. Instead they went with my momma (her first name is Echelon).


-T.

 

[exar]

Yo' momma's so tactical she's married to an Extreme Shock model.

 

[Boris Barowski]

I'm so tactical I have Night Vision contact lenses

 

[KiltedClaymore]

yo momma's so tactical, she IS a Extream Shock model!

 

[SCKimberFan]

I'm so tactical, I'm not.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, this is my compact carry gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-b3W4gfJ6I&feature=related

 

[Boris Barowski]

I'm so tactical my last name is Tical

 

[vzenmn]

[I'm so tactical, I messed with Sasquatch. . . . . and won.
QUOTE][/QUOTE]

Thats not true. Every Sasquatch sighting ever recorded was actually me in a Ghillie Suit. And I have never been defeated

Its not actually a Ghillie suit so to speak. Its just that I'm so tactical that I can have my bodyhair grow instantly up to two feet long and change colors to match the environment. My feet can grow 3 times thier size to help traction and increase my butt kicking power.

What ran across must have been someone trying to copy me.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical that my buisness suit is designed by Ghillie.