Movie with the best gun quotes

[Drysdale]

The gun-movie thread got me thinking about some of my fave quotes from movies... Such as:

True Grit:

"Goudy: Now is it not true that you sprang up on old man Wharton and his two sons with a deadly, six shot revolver in your hand?
Rooster Cogburn: I always try to be ready.
Goudy: Was this revolver loaded and cocked?
Rooster Cogburn: Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'."

"Rooster Cogburn: You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be."

Kuffs:

"George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
George Kuffs: [to the camera] I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs: I'll take two."

"George Kuffs: You hired me to protect your interests and I fully intend to do that. You see, I also have a deal with Mr. Chang and, right now, you're on his property, that's why I have to ask you to leave. You see, if Mr. Chang were on your property and he was leaning on you, I'd ask him to leave, and then if he didn't do it fast enough, I'd pull my gun out of it's holster, just like this, and shout, 'Do we have an understanding or do you want to see if you can breathe through your forehead?'"

Boondock Saints (Note: Many good quotes... too dirty for a family forum)
"Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?"

Tremors II:

"Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."

"Burt: Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit -
[pebbles rain down onto his helmet]
Burt: excessive."

"[Upon being introduced to Burt's anti-tank rifle]
Earl Bassett: Man Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word 'overkill'.
Burt Gummer: When you need it, and don't have it... you sing a different tune."

"Grady: Burt are you *sure* you don't have any more bullets? Did you check *all* your pockets?
Burt Gummer: You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation...
Earl Bassett: Burt, knock it off!
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
[a Shrieker near Burt grunts loudly]
Burt Gummer: [to the Shrieker] Shut up!"

 

[Justin]

Lono and Max are having a standoff, pointing pistols at one another.

Lono Veccio (Denis Leary): Drop the gun, *beep*.
Max Minot(Sean Patrick Flanery): Why don't you drop your gun?
Lono Veccio: I don't drop my *beep*ing gun, okay.

From the movie SUICIDE KINGS

 

[John G]

Way of the Gun

(James Caan, after Benicio Del Toro fires his 1911)- "One is backfire, three is gunplay"

 

[Rezin]

Snatch!!!

Boris: "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if does not work , can always hit him with it."

Sol: "I bought some extra loud blanks just in case."
Vinny: :What, in case we have to deafen em to death?"

and the classic

Tony: "And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off. "

 

[lawson]

Snatch!!!

Boris: "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if does not work , can always hit him with it."

Sol: "I bought some extra loud blanks just in case."
Vinny: :What, in case we have to deafen em to death?"

and the classic

Tony: "And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off. "

good stuff, some of my faves from snatch.

Sol: Who is gonna mug two black fellows holding pistols, sat in a car that's worth less than your shirt?
Vinny: Bullet Tooth Tony, and his friend, Desert Eagle point five oh.
Sol: What have they got to do with anything?
Vinny: They're both staring straight at me.

Tommy: Are you saying i can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I know you can't shoot, I'm saying that five pound piece of ???? stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.

 

[cslinger]

"Scuuuuuuzzzzzzeeee me while I whip this out!" I know return you to your regularly scheduled gun quotes.

I kind of like the line in Collateral.

JF - You killed him!?

TC - No I didn't. I shot him, the bullets and the fall killed him.

 

[magyvor]

El Diablo......

Anthony Edawrds....."But, you Shot him in the BACK!"

Lou Gosset Jr........"Well yeah, his back was to me !"

 

[Mumbles_45]

"Some people ask: shoot to maim, or shoot to kill? I say, empty the chamber and let the good Lord decide." - Deputy Garcia (Reno 911)

I know, its a show not a movie.

"Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills." - Gunnery Sgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

 

[AnthonyRSS]

What about the one from the Matrix-
"We need guns. Lots of guns."

 

[Dr.Rob]

Scorpio Rising:

"We need guns big @#$*% guns."

Scarface:

"say hello to my little friend"

 

[Charles W Webb]

The Unforgiven

You sir are a coward! You just shot an unarmed man.

Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

 

[KriegHund]

"Grady: Burt are you *sure* you don't have any more bullets? Did you check *all* your pockets?
Burt Gummer: You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation...
Earl Bassett: Burt, knock it off!
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
[a Shrieker near Burt grunts loudly]
Burt Gummer: [to the Shrieker] Shut up!"

Ahh, i can invision that one so easily! A good one..

 

[Rouguerunner]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

John Smith: Wait, why do I get the girly gun?
Jane Smith: What? Are you kidding me?


And since it's that time of the year...
A Christmas Story

Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

 

[Old Dog]

How 'bout Naked Gun (Leslie Nielsen)?

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Drebin: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Drebin: I just think about baseball.

 

[Too Many Choices!?]

Quigly Down Under

Somebody help me out with this one. What does Quigly say about handguns near the end of the movie when he kills the three B/G in a 3/1 duel with the,"hog legs" from holsters? I think it is something like," I said I didn't have any use for a handgun, not that I couldn't use one", !!!

 

[Detachment Charlie]

Johnny Dangerously

"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools."

 

[jaimeshawn]

Army of Darkness

Ash: "All right you primitive screwheads! This is my Boomstick!"

...

Ash: "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"

 

[StopTheGrays]

From the Patriot,

"Aim small, miss small."

 

[Rich K]

From Quigley Down Under:Quigley to a gut-shot man with a broken back,who is a Marsden employee,and pulls a gun on Quigley:"You got one shot left in that shooter.Make the most of it".

 

[hso]

Zorg:

Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

 

[newfalguy101]

I said I didn't have any use for a handgun, not that I couldn't use one", !!!

The actual quote is:


http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35899/quig24.wav

 

[Edmond]

"You know, they say a bullet always tells the truth."
~Creasy-Man On Fire.

 

[Too Many Choices!?]

Thanx NewFALGuy,

That quote brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it! I love how they thought they were stacking the deck against Quigly, and all got,"owned"...

Collateral: "Hey Homie!"

 

[PromptCritical]

Snatch:
Sol: What the f*** is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This, is a shotgun Sol.
Sol: It's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun Vincent.
Vinny: So, I wanna raise some pulses don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

US Marshals:
Sam Gerard: Get yourself a Glock, and get rid of that nickel-plated sissy-pistol. Put that back in your suit and don't take it out unless I tell you to.

The Fifth Element:
Zorg: Voila! The ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier. One shot... And Replay sends every following shot to the same location! And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher... Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads... Very practical. Our famous net launcher... The always efficient flame-thrower... My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!

Mugger: Give me the cash!
Korben Dallas: Been here long?
Mugger: Yeah, long enough. Come on, give me the cash!
Korben Dallas: Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium. Neurocharged assault model.
Mugger: Yeah, yeah.
Korben Dallas: Good thing for me it's not loaded.
Mugger: [giggles] What do you mean it's not loaded?
Korben Dallas: You have to... push that yellow button to load it.
Mugger: [pauses, then laughs hesitantly]
Korben Dallas: Take your time.
Mugger: [continues to shake while reaching for the yellow button of the rifle]
Korben Dallas: You want me to - there you go.
Mugger: Give me the cash!
[Pulls trigger, but nothing happens]
Korben Dallas: [points gun at mugger] That's a very dangerous gun. Maybe you better let me hang on to this one for you, huh?
[grabs rifle and places it in rack of other guns]
Korben Dallas: You don't mind, do you?
Mugger: No!
Korben Dallas: You sure?
Mugger: No. Take it. I don't need it!
Korben Dallas: [giggles while pointing gun at mugger] That's a very nice hat.
Mugger: You like it? God!
[dances in front of Korben]

 

[Warren]

From Sister Act:

[in a casino, to a group of nuns all dressed in full habit]
Mother Superior: Brace yourself, sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

Biker: This turns into a nun's bar, I'm outta here.



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Deloris Van Cartier: [after putting on the habit] I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I have holster hips.

Mother Superior: People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here you will conduct yourself as a nun, only I will know who and what you truly are.

Deloris Van Cartier: But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a penguin!

Mother Superior: As from now and until you leave you are Sister Mary Clarence.

Deloris Van Cartier: Mary Clarence? Is that like Clarence Williams the Third from The Mod Squad?

Mother Superior: Mary is deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honour of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of poverty.

Deloris Van Cartier: Mmm.

Mother Superior: The vow of obedience.

Deloris Van Cartier: Mm-Hmm.

Mother Superior: And the vow of chastity.

Deloris Van Cartier: I am out of here with that one.


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Sister Mary Patrick: I can't believe the Pope is coming! This is better than ice cream!

Sister Mary Robert: It's better than springtime!

Delores: It's better than sex! No, I mean - I've heard.