The gun-movie thread got me thinking about some of my fave quotes from movies... Such as:
True Grit:
"Goudy: Now is it not true that you sprang up on old man Wharton and his two sons with a deadly, six shot revolver in your hand?
Rooster Cogburn: I always try to be ready.
Goudy: Was this revolver loaded and cocked?
Rooster Cogburn: Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'."
"Rooster Cogburn: You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be."
Kuffs:
"George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
George Kuffs: [to the camera] I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs: I'll take two."
"George Kuffs: You hired me to protect your interests and I fully intend to do that. You see, I also have a deal with Mr. Chang and, right now, you're on his property, that's why I have to ask you to leave. You see, if Mr. Chang were on your property and he was leaning on you, I'd ask him to leave, and then if he didn't do it fast enough, I'd pull my gun out of it's holster, just like this, and shout, 'Do we have an understanding or do you want to see if you can breathe through your forehead?'"
Boondock Saints (Note: Many good quotes... too dirty for a family forum)
"Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?"
Tremors II:
"Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."
"Burt: Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit -
[pebbles rain down onto his helmet]
Burt: excessive."
"[Upon being introduced to Burt's anti-tank rifle]
Earl Bassett: Man Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word 'overkill'.
Burt Gummer: When you need it, and don't have it... you sing a different tune."
"Grady: Burt are you *sure* you don't have any more bullets? Did you check *all* your pockets?
Burt Gummer: You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation...
Earl Bassett: Burt, knock it off!
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
[a Shrieker near Burt grunts loudly]
Burt Gummer: [to the Shrieker] Shut up!"
True Grit:
"Goudy: Now is it not true that you sprang up on old man Wharton and his two sons with a deadly, six shot revolver in your hand?
Rooster Cogburn: I always try to be ready.
Goudy: Was this revolver loaded and cocked?
Rooster Cogburn: Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'."
"Rooster Cogburn: You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be."
Kuffs:
"George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
George Kuffs: [to the camera] I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs: I'll take two."
"George Kuffs: You hired me to protect your interests and I fully intend to do that. You see, I also have a deal with Mr. Chang and, right now, you're on his property, that's why I have to ask you to leave. You see, if Mr. Chang were on your property and he was leaning on you, I'd ask him to leave, and then if he didn't do it fast enough, I'd pull my gun out of it's holster, just like this, and shout, 'Do we have an understanding or do you want to see if you can breathe through your forehead?'"
Boondock Saints (Note: Many good quotes... too dirty for a family forum)
"Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?"
Tremors II:
"Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."
"Burt: Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit -
[pebbles rain down onto his helmet]
Burt: excessive."
"[Upon being introduced to Burt's anti-tank rifle]
Earl Bassett: Man Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word 'overkill'.
Burt Gummer: When you need it, and don't have it... you sing a different tune."
"Grady: Burt are you *sure* you don't have any more bullets? Did you check *all* your pockets?
Burt Gummer: You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation...
Earl Bassett: Burt, knock it off!
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
[a Shrieker near Burt grunts loudly]
Burt Gummer: [to the Shrieker] Shut up!"