Movie with the best gun quotes

[MNgoldenbear]

Surprised no one had mentioned the "Dirty Harry" series. The whole spiel with the perp in front of the bank, including "this is the .44 Magnum -- the most powerful handgun in the world" and ending with "You've gotta ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Then of course, there's "Winchester '73". I think it's still the only movie titled after a firearm. Not too many great lines, but a classic nonetheless.

 

[Gewehr98]

One of the John Wayne series...

Rio Lobo, Rio Bravo? (Help me out here)

Jack Elam's character has the bad guy prisoner real close, and is covering him with a short-barreled coach gun, both triggers wired back, and the only thing keeping the prisoner from eternity is Elam holding the hammers back with his thumb. He mentions something about his thumbs itching...

Anybody, Buehler?


(10 to go, a'fore I blow...)

 

[Spiggy]

*cocks gun* "Now! Is this Semi-automatic or Full Rock'n'Roll!?" -Cindy Swanson --Ernest in the Army

"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly." -DuPont --Equilibrium

"Do you think we'd store these things loaded!?" -Terl --Battlefield Earth

"Well, they certainly look like MP5's..." -O'neil --Stargate SG1

 

[ALHunter]

The Outlaw Josey Wales

So many to choose from, but I Like:

"You gonna pull them pistols or just whistle Dixie?"

 

[GT]

If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

 

[GT]

Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Korben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]
Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate?

 

[GT]

Ordell Robbie: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****** in the room, accept no substitutes.

 

[VirgilCaine]

Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Korben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]
Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate?

Fog: "Where did he learn to negotiate like that?"
The President: "I wonder."
General: *coughs*

 

[DelayedReaction]

Boondock Saints...

Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the **** were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

 

[GT]

Yeah Virgil...that too

G

 

[db_tanker]

There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend...those with loaded guns...and those who dig....YOU dig.

made me remember the good parts, GT...

 

[G36-UK]

Alien Vs. Predator, probably the most common-sense statement about guns I've heard in a movie:

Lex: Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Lex: Then why bring it?
Rousseau:Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one.

 

[Steamship Trooper]

"Evil Roy Slade" with John Astin-

"I got two queens and three aces."

"I got a pair of threes and a gun."

"You win!!"

 

[VirgilCaine]

Lex: Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.

Duh, it's not like a gun can stop an avalanche or stop ice from breaking or something. And it's not like the penguins are big as polar bears.

 

[G36-UK]

I was referring to the last bit, but you do make a good point.

 

[Clusive]

Pulp Fiction:

"Why the f**k didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?" - Vincent

 

[Drysdale]

I can't believe I forgot THIS little gem:

Army of Darkness
"Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? "

"Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. "

"[from Director's Cut]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
[honk honk honk]
Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...
Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
[nods head]
Ash: [BLAMMO!] I ain't that good. "

 

[bigun15]

Full Metal Jacket

(silence for a few seconds, then)
"Pyle talks to his gun"

 

[Rezin]

From the movie "Equilibrium" (BTW, and AWESOME gunfight movie, but there are some definate "hollywoodisms" and inacuracies, but still a great gun flick!!)



DuPont: "The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."

 

[Berek]

Groose Point Blank:

Dan Akroyd and John Cusak banter back and forth about a hit man union when 2 feds kick in the french glass doors. John & Dan open fire on the feds. When they stop shooting, Dan says "Workers of the world, UNITE!"

Earlier in the movie, he says "Je*us, Blank, you're breakin' my heart. I can't aim through the tears."

There are more, but the g/f has the TV and won;t let me watch it. She says that Dan reminds her of me... or some such thing...

Berek

 

[Spiggy]

From the movie "Equilibrium" (BTW, and AWESOME gunfight movie, but there are some definate "hollywoodisms" and inacuracies, but still a great gun flick!!)

Anyone that can kick up a G36 like a skateboard is an adversary not to be taken lightly

Mary: "You cant do this!"
Preston: "Tetragrammaton cleric, There's nothing we cant do."

 

[f4t9r]

A Christmas Story

Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid. [/QUOTE]

Thats a classic +1

 

[taliv]

i'm very fond of the conversation in _harley davidson and the marlboro man_ where they're arguing about how much their bullets cost during the fight

 

[chrisTx]

probably not one i would particularly want to hear...

The one with the rifle shoots. The one without, follows him. When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots.

enemy at the gates.

Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent.

young guns.

 

[TimboKhan]

I don't know if anyone said this, but its one of my favorite movie lines of all time, and it comes from the Magnificent Seven.

Steve McQueen - We deal in lead, friend.


Hardcore.