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Husbands that come HOME early kill people. You gave it an entirey dfferent meaning there.
Movie with the best gun quotes
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Husbands that come HOME early kill people. You gave it an entirey dfferent meaning there.
I have two:
Hondo with John Wayne:
The Duke: "You shouldn't point that thing with an empty chamber under the firing pin."
Girl: "I do that because of Johnny." (little boy)
The Duke: "Well know it is loaded, keep it that way and keep it high."
Armed and Dangerous with John Candy
The Cowboy: "Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before."
Frank Dooley (John Candy): "Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close! It's only legal in two states. This isn't one of them."
Hondo with John Wayne:
The Duke: "You shouldn't point that thing with an empty chamber under the firing pin."
Girl: "I do that because of Johnny." (little boy)
The Duke: "Well know it is loaded, keep it that way and keep it high."
Armed and Dangerous with John Candy
The Cowboy: "Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before."
Frank Dooley (John Candy): "Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close! It's only legal in two states. This isn't one of them."
Wasz
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How about in True Grit 2 of my favorites
Rooster Cogburn: Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?
Mattie Ross: It belonged to my father, he carried it bravely in the war, and I intend to kill Tom Chaney with it if the law fails to do so.
Rooster Cogburn: Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can find a fence post to rest it on while you take aim
And again about the Dragoon
Mattie Ross: I'll walk over there by myself.
Rooster Cogburn: You scared of the dark?
Mattie Ross: I've never been scared of the dark.
Rooster Cogburn: Well if I had a big horse pistol like that I wouldn't be scared of no "boogerman".
A Fist Full Of Dollars
Clint Eastwood as Man With No Name ... "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true."
Rooster Cogburn: Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?
Mattie Ross: It belonged to my father, he carried it bravely in the war, and I intend to kill Tom Chaney with it if the law fails to do so.
Rooster Cogburn: Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can find a fence post to rest it on while you take aim
And again about the Dragoon
Mattie Ross: I'll walk over there by myself.
Rooster Cogburn: You scared of the dark?
Mattie Ross: I've never been scared of the dark.
Rooster Cogburn: Well if I had a big horse pistol like that I wouldn't be scared of no "boogerman".
A Fist Full Of Dollars
Clint Eastwood as Man With No Name ... "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true."
mmike87
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Please. Nothing beats the 44 Magnum Do You Feel Lucky Punk Well Do Ya speech that Dirty Harry gave.
cz75bdneos22
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dirty harry, "go ahead, punk...make my day"
Keith Wheeler
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The Goonies:
"...bullet holes the size of matzo balls!"
"...bullet holes the size of matzo balls!"
The Terminator: 12 gauge autoloader, .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting.
Gun Shop Owner: These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the forty watt range.
Gun Shop Owner: Hey, just what you see, pal.
The Terminator: Uzi 9 millimeter.
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Gun Shop Owner: These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the forty watt range.
Gun Shop Owner: Hey, just what you see, pal.
The Terminator: Uzi 9 millimeter.
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Unforgiven:
"Faster? Faster was his mistake. You see being fast don't do no harm but it don't mean much next to being coolheaded. A man that will keep his cool, not get rattled under fire, chances are he'll kill you."
True Grit:
"Mr. rat, I have a warrant here that says you are to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's rat warrant meant for a rat & this is lawful service of same." *Rat ignores him.* "See he don't pay any attention to me." *Guy shoots rat.*
"Fill your hands you **********"
We Were Soldiers:
"You might want a get that M-16 before we head out."
"I don't like them. Too much plastic. Feels like a BB gun. Time comes I need a M-16 there will be plenty of them on the ground."
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly:
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
"Faster? Faster was his mistake. You see being fast don't do no harm but it don't mean much next to being coolheaded. A man that will keep his cool, not get rattled under fire, chances are he'll kill you."
True Grit:
"Mr. rat, I have a warrant here that says you are to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's rat warrant meant for a rat & this is lawful service of same." *Rat ignores him.* "See he don't pay any attention to me." *Guy shoots rat.*
"Fill your hands you **********"
We Were Soldiers:
"You might want a get that M-16 before we head out."
"I don't like them. Too much plastic. Feels like a BB gun. Time comes I need a M-16 there will be plenty of them on the ground."
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly:
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
God
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"Survival kit contents check.
In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with alla that stuff."
Dr. Strangelove - 1964
In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with alla that stuff."
Dr. Strangelove - 1964
Serenity:
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on taking? You've only got the two arms.
Jayne: Well I just get excitable as to choice. Like to keep my options open.
Mal: I dont plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Yeah what you plan and what takes place aint exactly ever been similar.
Mal: No grenades.
Jayne: Huh? Awwww!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on taking? You've only got the two arms.
Jayne: Well I just get excitable as to choice. Like to keep my options open.
Mal: I dont plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Yeah what you plan and what takes place aint exactly ever been similar.
Mal: No grenades.
Jayne: Huh? Awwww!
V4Vendetta
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King of the Hill:
Dale: Guns don't kill people. The government does.
Dale: Guns don't kill people. The government does.
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Metal Gear Solid really has some great ones.
"Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil."
- The Boss (who defects to the Soviets........sort of)
"It doesn't feel right to shoot an unarmed man... but I'll get over it."
- Ocelot
"Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil."
- The Boss (who defects to the Soviets........sort of)
"It doesn't feel right to shoot an unarmed man... but I'll get over it."
- Ocelot
The character of James Cody in The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre and, while it does not mention guns directly it is talk about a Mexican Firing Squad doing its job.
Here are a couple of other old time favorites:
While you young folks may not even know who he was, the guy who said the following was a very funny comedian:
Of course you all probably have heard of this guy and seen at least one or two of his movies before:
BUT THE ALL TIME BEST GUN QUOTE FROM A MOVIE WAS THIS ONE:
Here are a couple of other old time favorites:
While you young folks may not even know who he was, the guy who said the following was a very funny comedian:
Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers, 1930
Of course you all probably have heard of this guy and seen at least one or two of his movies before:
Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force, 1973
BUT THE ALL TIME BEST GUN QUOTE FROM A MOVIE WAS THIS ONE:
Mae West to Charles Osgood in She Done Him Wrong, 1933
trey gil
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From the Matrix:
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
And of course, everyone's favorite incorrect quote from Die Hard 2:
John McClane: That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on you airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month.
Carmine Lorenzo: You'd be a surprised what I make in a month.
John McClane: If it was more than a dollar ninety-eight I'd be surprised.
And Lethal Weapon:
Martin Riggs: This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f*****g gun!
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Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
And of course, everyone's favorite incorrect quote from Die Hard 2:
John McClane: That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on you airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month.
Carmine Lorenzo: You'd be a surprised what I make in a month.
John McClane: If it was more than a dollar ninety-eight I'd be surprised.
And Lethal Weapon:
Martin Riggs: This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f*****g gun!
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scout26
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"The Undefeated" was on AMC earlier today. Great Movie.
Back when I first got my Winchester '94 I tried to spin-cock it. I discovered that my arms aren't nearly as long as John Wayne's by nearly knocking myself unconscious. I've since gotten older (and somewhat wiser) so the wrinkles in my forehead pretty much cover up the scar.
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Married With Children
Where Al is showing Steve Rhodes the bathroom he is building in his garage.
Al has it all figured out with blue prints and everything and has a picture drawn on the wall of a 12 roll toilet paper dispenser, reason being so you never run out.
Steve ask's him where his gun rack was at?
Al asks why and Steve said because of looters.
Al get a crayon and draws a picture of a gun and a gun rack!
Where Al is showing Steve Rhodes the bathroom he is building in his garage.
Al has it all figured out with blue prints and everything and has a picture drawn on the wall of a 12 roll toilet paper dispenser, reason being so you never run out.
Steve ask's him where his gun rack was at?
Al asks why and Steve said because of looters.
Al get a crayon and draws a picture of a gun and a gun rack!
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Pulp Fiction
Many great gun quotes in that one....
Jules: "And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness"
Many great gun quotes in that one....
Jules: "And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness"
I was standing at the IMA booth at the SHOT show this year, looking at the Martini Henry rifles for sale, when this played on the TV in the booth. From the movie, "Zulu."
Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.
Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.
Needless to say, I bought a rifle.
Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.
Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.
Needless to say, I bought a rifle.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh....so many choices...
One from a movie I just watched the other night: "Soldier" w/ Kurt Russell
[Unknown denizen of "garbage/exile" planet]: "What are you gonna do? There's 11 of them out there, and only one of you!"
[Kurt Russell's character , no name, just a number]: "Well, I'm gonna do what I do best----I'm gonna go kill 'em all."
And since someone mentioned "Billy Jack" (which I haven't seen in years)....In the original the BG is standing face to face (REAL close) to Billy Jack. BJ says, "Now here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take the tip of this boot(points to right foot), and I'm gonna kick you right in the jaw. And there's not a D@MNED thing you can do about it." Then he does so.
Not really a gun quote, but a cool moviee moment.
One from a movie I just watched the other night: "Soldier" w/ Kurt Russell
[Unknown denizen of "garbage/exile" planet]: "What are you gonna do? There's 11 of them out there, and only one of you!"
[Kurt Russell's character , no name, just a number]: "Well, I'm gonna do what I do best----I'm gonna go kill 'em all."
And since someone mentioned "Billy Jack" (which I haven't seen in years)....In the original the BG is standing face to face (REAL close) to Billy Jack. BJ says, "Now here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take the tip of this boot(points to right foot), and I'm gonna kick you right in the jaw. And there's not a D@MNED thing you can do about it." Then he does so.
Not really a gun quote, but a cool moviee moment.
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