Movie with the best gun quotes

[petrel800]

Quigley Down Under:

Marston: “Are you familiar with the Army revolver, Mr. Quigley?”
Quigley: “Well, sir, I never had much use for one.”

Later . . .

Quigley: “Said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.”

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Jackie Brown:

"The AK47. When you absolutely positively have to kill every mother in a room... accept no substitute"
-Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown.

 

[hjaeger]

How about a video game?

From Metal Gear Solid:

Revolver Ocelot : "This is the Colt Single Action Army, the finest handgun ever made..."

 

[VirgilCaine]

How about a video game?

From Metal Gear Solid:

Revolver Ocelot : "This is the Colt Single Action Army, the finest handgun ever made..."

...Which I will now juggle for your entertainment!

Those games aren't realistic enough for me. I expect an uber-mensch like Snake to be able to, I dunno, disable a fingerprint reader on a gun...or that X terrorists will stay X...not increase infinitely...

 

[BigFatKen]

Anything by Harry Callahan

".......................it will blow your head clean off."

 

[Tequila_Sauer]

I love Metal Gear Solid. It's the one game series that should never be made into a movie unless it's treated extremely well. Ridley Scott, James Cameron, and MAYBE Michael Mann. Nobody else should even be considered to do it other than those 3.

Any gun enthusiast should love the scene where Ocelot's pistol jams and Snake convinces him to drop the auto in favor of a revolver.

 

[bscinar]

Heartbreak Ridge

Haven't seen my favorite mentioned yet:
During combat in Grenada when the LT asked them what that noise was

'That is the AK47 assault rifle - the prefered weapon of our enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, sir'

 

[GT]

[Jake grabs shotgun from Alonzo, the crew points guns at Jake]
Jake Hoyt: That's the second time you pointed a gun at me. There will not be a third!
Alonzo Harris: Goddamn, boy! My ni**a, are y'all watching this? That's it!
Paul: It'd be my pleasure to put a hydrashok in that melon...
Alonzo Harris: Wait, wait.
Paul: But naw, I'ma be cool. Now drop the f***ing gun now!
Jake Hoyt: You wanna shoot me, Paul, go ahead. But I'm taking him with me.

 

[GT]

Alonzo Harris: You KNOW I'm surgical with this b*tch.


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[Rob1035]

GT: what movie is that from?


I'm always a fan of the Replacement Killers' Jon: "I will need guns..."

 

[fedlaw]

I'm particularly fond of this one from Dirty Harry:

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

Rest of dialogue:

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

 

[Rob1035]

I'm currently watching "Sniper", I have a feeling I'll have some good ones to post soon

 

[DukeNukem]

Tombstone-

Billy Clanton:..you're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: Ah have two guns, one for each of you.

 

[rustymaggot]

you guys probably never heard of this one, but the movie is called "rustlers' rhapsody" its a parody of the old cowboy movies they made in the 1930's writen and directed by hugh wilson(police academy). the good guys name is rex and he never kills the badguys he just shoots the guns out of their hands.

so, in the bar scene.....

rex- just a warning, but if you or your men draw on me ill shoot each man in the hand.

badguy- in the hand?

rex- that right.

badguy- not the face or the chest?

rex- nope.

badguy- i dont like the idea of getting shot in the hand.

rex- then go home 'blackie'.

badguy- go home?

rex- thats right.

badguy- (louder) GO HOME!?

REX- YEAH. AND SEE SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR HEARING.

 

[djl4570]

The Fifth Element:

One of my favorites.
Korbin Dallas: Shoots megaloid leader between the eyes "Anyone else want to negotiate?"

 

[Mumbles_45]

Bad Boys 2

"Shoot outside the car!!" - Will Smith after Martin Lawrence shoots the glove box in Will Smith's Ferrari

There are several good quotes in that movie.

 

[GT]

Rob1035

Those quotes are from "Training Day".
Worth seeing although rather savage.

The surgical quote refers to his shotgun

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[VirgilCaine]

One of my favorites.
Korbin Dallas: Shoots megaloid leader between the eyes "Anyone else want to negotiate?"

They're mangalores. Not megaloids. Seen the movie a thousand times.

 

[DontBurnMyFlag]

KING OF THE HILL

Bobby: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?

Hank: *pause* do you know how long ive been waiting for you to ask me that?


Its funny to me

 

[Dr.Rob]

I forgot my favorite... cuz it's my sig line.

"Guess you broke into the wrong rec room!" Bart Gummer... Tremors

There are so many good ones.

 

[Stevie-Ray]

Truck driver: That's some handgun you got there.

John Candy: It's a fifty caliber. It's only legal in 2 states, and this aint one of em.

 

[nyresq]

from Tombstone-

Wyatt: you all may get me in a rush, but not before I turn his head into a canoe

Wyatt: go ahead and skin that smoke wagon and see what happens... I said throw down Boy... well are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed...


from Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man-

Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin for sh*t you wouldn't catch a whiff, you just spent 12 bucks and didn't hit a god damm thing!!!

 

[huntingnt]

PATTON!!

Reporter: Well, the people back home are interested in you, General. They're curious about your pearl-handled revolvers.
Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol

I laugh so hard I almost cry every time I hear that

 

[VirgilCaine]

Truck driver: That's some handgun you got there.

John Candy: It's a fifty caliber. It's only legal in 2 states, and this aint one of em.

That was pretty good, too.

 

[Stauble]

hank hill: dale vote for peggy on tuesday
dale: is she gunna take my guns away?
hank: shes running for the school board
dale:then is she gunna take my son's guns away?

lots of good quotes on king of the hill


larry the cable guy: guns dont kill people....husbands that come early do

 

[wmenorr67]

Full Metal Jacket

This is my weapon, this is my gun.
This is for killin, this is for fun.