You know you're a mall ninja if....

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I read a story in a world magazine that some guy was arrested for burglary and trespassing and when he was asked what he was doing by police he claimed to be the areas "batman"
 
If you own a Battlemug, and think it's useful.

Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows the operator to mount a standard issue M4 carry handle, tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (we call them "beer goggles") or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations.
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I dunno, kinda funny really...if it were closer to 10-20$, it might even be worth getting, it's that whole nearly 300$ pricetag that is a turn off for me haha.
 
If you own a Battlemug, and think it's useful.
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I actually think that's kind of funny, but at $279 I think the joke would be on me.

Guess I will have to wait for the toy version with the orange lid to bring it down to $14.99.

Shawn
 
N003k said:
I dunno, kinda funny really...if it were closer to 10-20$, it might even be worth getting, it's that whole nearly 300$ pricetag that is a turn off for me haha.
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Oh yea definitely. I would definitely buy one just for the conversation piece but I would never pay any more than $30 for it.
 
You know you're a mall ninja if....

On your belt, you proudly wear the CCW badge that you just bought off the internet.

You hang the badge on a chain from the rear view mirror when driving your used ex-police crown vic with the authentic yellow Walmart security light on the dash. Rattling around in the console is your Zforce V stun gun and Nunchaku twist-a-chucks.
 
jbrown50 said:
You know you're a mall ninja if....

On your belt, you proudly wear the CCW badge that you just bought off the internet.

You hang the badge on a chain from the rear view mirror when driving your used ex-police crown vic with the authentic yellow Walmart security light on the dash. Rattling around in the console is your Zforce V stun gun and Nunchaku twist-a-chucks.
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sounds like you are speaking from experience on this one
 
I read a story in a world magazine that some guy was arrested for burglary and trespassing and when he was asked what he was doing by police he claimed to be the areas "batman"
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He must have stole his idea straight from Detective Comics #222

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dude those ghillie suits scare me. actually the suits dont scare me, its the people that buy them that scare me.
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Are you insane!? I built mine from scratch. No paper trail for the Colombian drug cartels and skinhead gangs to follow. :evil:
 
You know you're a mall ninja if..........

.... you have several scars on your forehead from the pistol bayonet mounted on the tactical rails of your Battle Mug.

Battle Mug.......... I can't even think it without laughing..........


inside, of course........


a silent and deadly laugh.
 
You might be a mall ninja if:

- you correct your daughter's 3rd grade spelling in alpha-phonetic (No, it's Charley Alpha Tango!)

- Your wife calls on your "unsecure" cell phone with a list of items for the Walmart run and you chastize her for mentioning "bleach" on an open net, because you once saw Steven Segal make a microwave bomb out if it and now think the .gov is monitoring comms for "bleach".

- you order the special "tactical black shoe polish" for your boots because you heard on the interwebs that it's invisible on thermal scanners.

- you operate in secret, but everybody knows it.

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I can't get the Battlemug link to open. Don't know what it is. Sounds like a balistic coffee cup or something. A mug with Level II armor?
Any ways, I bet a cup/can holder that is rail mountable would probly sell to the redneck mall ninjas out around my area. Wouldn't it be great to be able to shoot with two hands and not have to put your beer down. Would a Camelpack act like a beer bong if filled wiht your favorite lager?
 
its a large mug made with 1913 rails on it. it sums up a mall ninja.

and it costs almost $300.
 
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Ah, well then. How do you take a sip with out loosing aim of your target?
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You don't. That's the point. Why would you ever invest in ANYTHING that takes you out of 24/7/365 surveillance for those around you trying to do you harm.

I just want to know if it comes with a Kevlar blanket that pops out the bottom, or if it can serve some sort of secondary function, like a flashbang.
 
Hold On The ultimate in redneck and mall ninja can be achieved in one item does anyone make a picitinny mount keg tap?
 
Ok, so maybe this doesn't define a mall ninja since many respected people use the term, but what is with the word "run"? As in, "right now, I'm running a Acme IWB holster". What's wrong with the old fashioned words "wearing" or "using"?

"I'm wearing a Wilderness Instructor belt" is just fine... Why do people say "running" instead?
 
Do 50 bmg have tac rails on them? That way you can sip your whiskey thru a straw and still be able to aim at the prairie dog holes
 
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