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    The LawDog Files: The Infamous Pink Gorilla Suit Story

    ...of problems which require extra paperwork. Or ER trips. Depositions. Lawsuits. That kind of thing. Which brings us to the Pink Gorilla Suit. *sigh* Tucked not-far-enough in the back of the evidence closet was a costume that the S.O. had picked up from somewhere. As the name suggests...
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    The LawDog Files (Christmas Edition)

    ...was, until I wallowed out of the cruiser and slammed the door, which sent the cruiser sliding slowly about a foot left ... and into the gutter. *sigh* Anyhoo, I rode the brand new pumper truck over to the courthouse, did the "Ho, ho, ho" thing, got my lap wore out, everyone exclaimed...
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    The LawDog Files

    ...direction, "These are my own [deleted] steaks! Are you [deleted] stupid enough to pay her for the [deleted] steaks she [deleted] STOLE?!" *sigh* Things went rodeo from there. Pearl planted her feet as the Sheriff attempted to shove her at the backdoor of the cruiser, I jumped...
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    The LawDog Files

    ..."Sheriff's Office, Freddie. Step out of the vehicle, please." To which Young Freddie yelped, "Can'tsh choo shee I'm as... asleep?! Fug, funk, **** off, joo dumb***!" I'm not exactly sure what the alcohol had been telling Freddie, but I don't think me getting a satisfying double handful...
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    Rousing the rabble.

    Some of the long-term Members here from TFL may remember the "no guns = no $" cards I sent around back in 2001. Great minds must think alike, because somebody done gone and made some cards just like those here: http://www.learntocarry.com/ Right hand column, just a bit down. These come...
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    M16 rifle at 1000 yards.

    http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/amu/OPERATIONS/USAMU%20Service%20Rifle%20Team%20dominates%20at%20National%20Matches.doc I can't believe that a 20 year "infantryman, drill sergeant, and M16 Range Instructor" has never heard of the Presidents' 100, or of the US Army Marksmanship Unit. LawDog
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    The LawDog Files, part 1

    ...problems which require extra paperwork. Or ER trips. Depositions. Lawsuits. That kind of thing. Which brings us to the Pink Gorilla Suit. *sigh* Tucked not-far-enough in the back of the evidence closet was a costume that the S.O. had picked up from somewhere. As the name...
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    Citizens can solve problems without Gov't intervention!

    http://www.slug-lines.com On one of my increasingly brief excursions into TV land, I saw a blurb concerning the practice of 'slugging' in Washignton, D.C. on one of the news networks. I am impressed. This restores my faith in the average American citizen to improvise, adapt and overcome...
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    I need some advice

    As a creative articulation, suppose that you have a young person who has zero firearm experience. Now, supposing that you have taught this person the basics: the Four Rules, This End Bad/This End Good, Bang Switch Here, but you don't trust yourself to be objective in further teaching of this...
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    **NOLA Gun Confiscation Video Clips**

    This is important: I've seen the clip of the little old lady getting tackled in her kitchen, but I need other video clips of gun confiscations in New Orleans. I don't need jibber-jabber, chest-beating, or Internet Ice Cream Commando posturing, so save those for other threads. Just post...
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    "Louisiana Homeland Security Emergency Preparedness"

    Well, I've posted what the city of New Orleans was supposed to do in case of emergency, now let us see what the State of Louisiana was supposed to do. http://www.ohsep.louisiana.gov/default.htm In particular, this section: http://www.ohsep.louisiana.gov/plans/EOPSheltersupplement.pdf I...
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    "City of New Orleans Comprehensive Emergency Management Plan"

    Found here: http://www.cityofno.com/portal.aspx?portal=46&tabid=26 Since I have no doubt that that page will be disappearing fairly quickly, here is the text: Continued next post.
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    Hurricane ruminations.

    ...their handle on the situation, and their subordinates come unwound, so on and so forth until the whole situation snowballs into a complete cluster****. More than likely you will wind up with survivors/refugees/displaced persons or whathaveyou wandering about. If you find yourself with a...
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    Dynamic Entries

    This thread will stay polite. Period. The first sign of macho chest-thumping, any variation on the words "Jack Booted Thug" or any discussion about specific tactics either to facilitate or ambush a dynamic entry, and this thread gets shut down. Now. One of the things that makes a...
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    What...?

    Okay, this one is new to me. I brought a critter before the judge today for setting fire to a pump-jack that didn't belong to him. During the course of his ramblings, he announced to the judge that the court didn't have any jurisdiction over his case because he was -- and I quote --...
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    Family members of Federal Judge murdered.

    The husband and mother of US Judge Joan Lefkow were slain in an execution style murder today. This, in and of itself, is a bad thing, but I am interested in a sub-part of the investigation. Judge Lefkow was the presiding judge in a trademark-infringment lawsuit involving the World Church...
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    Ladies and Gentlemen.

    Since TFL and THR share membership, no doubt many of you are aware of the challenge that Rich Lucibella offered to Gabe Suarez on TFL, http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=159985 This is a debate between two gentlemen, or will be, and I know that the Membership will continue...
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    Question.

    KaceCoyotes' thread got me to thinking: does anyone else here use their non-dominant hand to work the controls on their auto-pistols? I can't reach the controls on most full-size pistols without shifting my grip, and I don't favour shifting my pistol around in a sweaty grip during...
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    Nuke all Muslims

    "Nuke all Muslims" Posts Derek Zeanah is the system administrator for The High Road. It is his server that THR is hosted on, it's his bandwidth we're using, and he's one of the ones who fixes THR when it goes down. I've never met the man in person, but I consider him to be a friend of mine...
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    *Paging the idiots pushing smartguns*

    My county uses the Identix LiveScan system for taking fingerprints from accused critters in our jail. Basically, it requires that all four fingers be placed on a scan pad and scanned into the system, then each finger is individually scanned and compared to the four-finger group. If the two...
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