I am so tactical, that Chuck Norris placed me on the picatinny rail of his AR15 instead of an M-9, and when he accidentally swept the muzzle across the horizon while standing on the banks of the Atlantic Ocean, the French across the ocean surrendered so fast, that the air disturbance caused by millions of upraised arms roared back across the ocean, whipping up severe thunderstorms, and finally creating what we know as Hurricane Dennis, 1999