I'm so tactical that...

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

I'm hooked on this thread because of all the tacticality.

 

[possom813]

I'm so tactical that my name is Jim, and most people call me Jim.

 

[possom813]

I'm so tactical I don't need no stinkin' badge.

 

[possom813]

I'm so tactical I brought enough gum for everybody...

I'm done, watched Blazing Saddles last night...

 

[SCKimberFan]

I'm so tactical I chewed all your gum already.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

Jim, and most people call me Jim.

dont tug on superman's cape, dont spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger and you don't mess around with jim.

 

[Dr.Mall Ninja]

Im so tatical Tom clancy writes books about me

 

[ieszu]

I'm so tactical I have not only read every post in this thread, but I forwarded it to a friend for him to enjoy the tacticalness as well.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

I'm thinking about infiltrating a group of mall ninjas this afternoon.

I think with all the good ideas on this thread, and my vast experiance and knowledge, it should be a pc of cake.

You know how wiley those mall ninjas are...

The planning begins

 

[GeezerwithGuns]

I'm so tactical, I use velcro for toilet paper....

 

[Mil-Spec45]

I'm so tactical that I laugh at everyone else's feeble attempt on this subject to try to pretend they are as tactical as I am. I'm so tactical that I farted and created the universe and everything in it, and people now refer to it as the "big bang".

 

[DRYHUMOR]

WOW!

 

[dvcrsn]

Skirtedskiandhgu is so tactical he met Jim Croce, Harry Chapin and Supertramp before he was concieved

 

[SCKimberFan]

I'm so tactical I drive the Protection Officer - First Response Van.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical that my weapon light emits lightsaber lumins.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical i cut my steak with light sabers. when i actualy bother to USE a cutting tool beside my teeth.

 

[Cannonball888]

I'm so tactical I wear night-vision goggles in bed so I can see what I'm doing.

 

[Flash!]

I'm so tacticool that I taught Angelina Jolie how to "curve the bullet" for the Wanted movie

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical sun tzu based his book art of war after reading my diary.

 

[possom813]

I'm so tactical I know what the hokey pokey really is about.

I'm so tactical I know where the beef is.

I'm so tactical that I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[Bartkowski]

And I'm so tactical burningsquirrels based his life off of mine, realized he could never be this tactical and wrote is diary about me.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical I catch flies with a wet noodle.

 

[plainsbilly]

... that me and the wife would would have to register as a type 10 FFL;manufacturer of destrucive devices' before we can have cildren.
... that the only poster on chuck norris's bedroom wall is a poster of me with a nightlight shining on it because he both respects and fears me.

 

[Nobody's_Hero]

I'm so tactical that this thread was locked, and I stealthily unlocked it before anyone could notice.

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical i designed the pearly gates.