I'm so tactical that...

[SN13]

I'm so tacticool that:

*My Airsoft guns have been reclassified as "AirHARD" guns.

*Gecko45 got his Ninjitsu boots, that allow him to walk on walls, from me! (Not Ninjutsu mind you)

*I mounted an ACOG on my ACOG.

*My AR15 weighs 35 lbs empty.

*All my Airsoft buddies want to be like me

*My AR has a barrel mount for my Glock.

*I CCW two DE .50 Cals!

*I prepare for situations where I'll need to kill poor, thug, street gang members wearing expensive Trauma plates.

 

[Bartkowski]

AR-15, ha, I am so tactical I have an M4.

 

[Deleted member 66305]

I'm so tactical that there was an early version of SDI that was but a single page that read...

"Deploy Thernlund to a geosynchronous orbit and wait."

Reagan immediately had that verison classified and would not implement it, citing the astronomical cost of getting me into orbit.

Actually, I'm pretty sure this makes you strategic. After all, it wasn't called "TDI".

 

[Deleted member 66305]

pffftt... punji pits are so passe'

Sharks.

With frickin' Laser Beams on thier frickin' heads.

Seriously.





-- John

Fixed.

 

[lucky_fool]

I'm so tactical that <REDACTED>

 

[doc2rn]

I'm so tactical, I uparmored my ambulance, complete with .50 cal/turret

I am so tactical I upgraded the ma deuce to a 120 mic-mic boom stick off an M1A2.

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical i cured cancer, because i made chuck norris cry his cancer curing tears.

 

[Thernlund]

Actually, I'm pretty sure this makes you strategic. After all, it wasn't called "TDI".

Had it been implemented, it would have been called TDI.

"Thernlund Defense Initiative"




-T.

 

[Deleted member 66305]

I'm only "ical", since I lack tact.

 

[Threeband]

I'm so tactical, I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

I'm so tactical I'll kill this thread yet.

Die, thread! Spawn of Plutonian Anathemas! Die!

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

*x7& hh%43## .,(99(, !xzx@@ju lk_-mm*&7 %43nb., Ihh*8-_!

Only I can read the code above

 

[Thernlund]

*x7& hh%43## .,(99(, !xzx@@ju lk_-mm*&7 %43nb., Ihh*8-_!

The answer is 3.


-T.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

I'm so tactical...

I've tried to quit this thread cold turkey, but knew that KiltedClaymore couldn't.

Crap, I've posted again.

im so tactical, i quit HOT turkey... in fact, im so tactical im the only one to be able figure that one out

 

[Threeband]

I'm so tactical it is becoming my mission in life to kill this thread.

Die! Die!

"Oh who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?"

 

[Rachen]

I am so tactical that instead of coffee, I drink smokeless powder brew, and during hot afternoons, I open a can of ice cold Breakfree CLP.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

Thernlund,

Yer good.

KiltedClaymore,

Hot turkey is the same cooked goose.

 

[Rachen]

And I am so tactical that I started Page 24 on this thread!

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, i went shooting and my targets fled the range while i was loading...

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

 

[Rokyudai]

I'm so tactical, I know Kilted is using a gaelic saying that is, well, tactically cool!

 

[esmith]

Im so tactical that im that guy on there.

 

[Aaryq]

I'm so tactical that I'm not gun related.

 

[lysander]

...I've been asked to join the Elite Team Fighters.

 

[Bartkowski]

I'm so tactical I won't let this thread die.

 

[sarduy]

I'm so tactical that...

i'm getting ready for bed