I'm so tactical that...

[esmith]

Im so tactical i designed burningsquirrels

 

[burningsquirrels]

^^^ eddie izzard is more tactical with only fantastic makeup! lol

 

[Tarvis]

I'm so tactical I brush my teeth with CLP, which I created from Sadam's tears.

 

[Bartkowski]

I am so tactical I don't brush my teeth, they do it themselves. With Tarvis' tears.

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical,i planned the june 6 invasion of normady while taking a quick morning dump.

 

[Bartkowski]

that the only poster on chuck norris's bedroom wall is a poster of me with a nightlight shining on it because he both respects and fears me.

Ya, but he has a larger than life statue of me.

 

[Aaryq]

I'm so tactical, I started a thread about making mundane things tactical and it got locked even though it's along the same lines as this post!

 

[possom813]

I'm so tactical I know who let the dogs out.

 

[esmith]

I'm so tactical, I started a thread about making mundane things tactical and it got locked even though it's along the same lines as this post!

Larry Ashcraft: "This has nothing to do with guns, folks"

I suppose this thread does however....

 

[shdwfx]

I'm so tactical Jack Bauer wears shdwfx pajamas.

 

[Bartkowski]

esmith, I'm so tactical that I made it have to do with guns.

 

[myrockfight]

"I'm so tactical that I pee napalm"

Son. That has nothing to do with being tactical. However, it does have to do with where you have been putting the delivery system.

 

[GarandOwner]

Im so tactical that I eat lead and piss musket balls

 

[Code3GT]

I'm so tactical, I can find my way out of a wet paper bag...blindfolded

 

[tenacioustanaka]

I'm so tactical, I raid the BATF armory quarterly.

 

[Code3GT]

I'm so tactical, I uparmored my ambulance, complete with .50 cal/turret

 

[KiltedClaymore]

I'm so tactical, I raid the BATF armory quarterly.

im so tactical, the BATF gets their replacements from my gun cabinet.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

I've tried to quit this thread cold turkey, but knew that KiltedClaymore couldn't.

Crap, I've posted again.

 

[Threeband]

I'm so tactical, I killed an elephant in my pajamas.

I'm so tactical, I killed this thread.

Die, thread! Die!

 

[combatantr2]

I receive a fax message from my a$$!!!

 

[La Pistoletta]

I'm so tactical I invented the color black.

Before that, black holes were actually pink holes.

 

[divemedic]

I'm so tactical, I killed an elephant in my pajamas.

I'm so tactical, I was able to stuff that elephant into your pajamas.

 

[esmith]

Im so tactical, i don't need to find my way out of a wet paper bag.

 

[Eleven Mike]

I'm so tactical, you're not fit to duct tape my trauma plates.

 

[SN13]

I'm so tacticool that I only have Black cats and Black Labs as pets, with surgically inserted trauma plates and collars that are black with forward grips, lights, and lasers attached to the integral Collar rail.