Oh props indeed to that kid. I love his imagination. But when he started "teabagging" some invisible guy he "Beat down" with his "Battle rifle", I lost it. 
I'm so tactical that...
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I'm so tactical, I am characterized by adroitness, ingenuity, and skill.
I'm so tactical, it as if I were designed or implemented so as to gain temporary limited advantage.
I'm so tactical, the Danish word Taktisk refers to me.
I'm so tactical, it as if I were designed or implemented so as to gain temporary limited advantage.
I'm so tactical, the Danish word Taktisk refers to me.
I'm so tactical I keep a Glock in my tupperware cabinet.
I'm so tactical my wheelbarrow is kevlar-lined, has picatinny rails, and a run-flat tire.
I'm so tactical my wheelbarrow is kevlar-lined, has picatinny rails, and a run-flat tire.
I'm so tactical that...
1. criminals within 100 meters of me spontaneously combust, or explode.
2. I have my very own dedicated observation satellite.
3. when I sneeze, DEFCON drops two steps.
4. I move at infinite speed, with negative drag.
5. everything I touch turns tactical black. Or camo. Depending on my mood.
6. I don't need verbs in my sentences.
7. my being in a sour mood is grounds for martial law and evacuations.
8. when I get on a plane, I search the TSA guys.
And finally,
I'm so tactical that the dead are returning to life; they're just too scared to get up.
1. criminals within 100 meters of me spontaneously combust, or explode.
2. I have my very own dedicated observation satellite.
3. when I sneeze, DEFCON drops two steps.
4. I move at infinite speed, with negative drag.
5. everything I touch turns tactical black. Or camo. Depending on my mood.
6. I don't need verbs in my sentences.
7. my being in a sour mood is grounds for martial law and evacuations.
8. when I get on a plane, I search the TSA guys.
And finally,
I'm so tactical that the dead are returning to life; they're just too scared to get up.
OK... I had to sit in a workshop today and thought of a few more....
I'm so tactical that:
-- My urologist considers ME a hardened target.
-- My Jockstrap is a trauma plate.
-- My cable provider makes "Futureweapons" Pay-Per-View for me.
-- I consider body piercings to be "Attachment Points."
-- My TV Remote has Free-Float Picatinny Rails.
-- My Reading Glasses are Mil-Dot.
-- I can urinate sub-MOA.
-- I have Ficus Patterned BDU's.
-- The Doctor yelled "Incoming!" when I was born.
-- Some men use Grecian Forumla. I use Duracoat.
-- When I take my wife out to dinner, we eat MRE's in the woods.
-- My car was built by Skunkworks.
-- I whisper EVERYTHING I say.
-- John
I'm so tactical that:
-- My urologist considers ME a hardened target.
-- My Jockstrap is a trauma plate.
-- My cable provider makes "Futureweapons" Pay-Per-View for me.
-- I consider body piercings to be "Attachment Points."
-- My TV Remote has Free-Float Picatinny Rails.
-- My Reading Glasses are Mil-Dot.
-- I can urinate sub-MOA.
-- I have Ficus Patterned BDU's.
-- The Doctor yelled "Incoming!" when I was born.
-- Some men use Grecian Forumla. I use Duracoat.
-- When I take my wife out to dinner, we eat MRE's in the woods.
-- My car was built by Skunkworks.
-- I whisper EVERYTHING I say.
-- John
I'm so tactical, with one swift keystroke combo I can eliminate anyone remotely. The only problem is, I'm so tactical I had to perform a self mind eraser technique to keep it from falling into the wrong hands, so I don't know it now...but I'm so tactical that I would have a back up plan to help remember it...but I'm so tactical, I would have anticipated that move so I wired the reminder with a device that will tase me harshly if I tamper with it causing me to forget what I was trying to remember.
I'm so tactical I can even confuse myself.
I'm so tactical I can even confuse myself.
I'm so tactical...
I'm standing right behind you and you don't even know it.
-T.
(Made you look!)
I'm standing right behind you and you don't even know it.
-T.
(Made you look!)
I snore just so people will be smugly secure in their assumption that I'm asleep. But, I'm not. Oh no, I'm not....
CountGlockula
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I'm so tactical that my back-up's back-up's back-up's back-up has a Leupold Mark IV, folding foregrip, quad rail, sound suppressor, flashlight, laser sight, KAC Masterkey, and six position stock on it.
And it's a pistol.
And it's a pistol.
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