I'm so tactical that...

[CountGlockula]

*I'm so tactical that I've read "Secrets of the Ninja" and I'm now deadly.

 

[Thernlund]

I'm so tactical, this is my daily carry gun...

-T.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical i....forgot

 

[Rokyudai]

I'm so tactical, this is my daily carry gun...

Man does that thing shoot Chuck Norris bullets or is that the vert grip?

 

[Rokyudai]

I'm so tactical, today I secretly replaced your regular coffee with delicious Folger's Crystals....mwahahahahaa! Let's see if you can taste the difference THR!

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, you dont wanna know what i did to your coffee Rokyudai....

 

[The Wiry Irishman]

I'm so tactical my bed has a holster.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

your bed may have a holster, but can it draw and fire when all it has is legs?

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical, I'm my own "tight 360"

 

[CountGlockula]

*I'm so tactical, here's my portrait.

 

[steak-knife]

-I'm so tactical that Sun Tzu consulted me before writing the Art of War.

-I'm so tactical that my mere shadow can kill small fury animals.

-I'm so tactical that before taking a dump, I check the crapper for IEDs. In my own house!

-I'm so tactical that I have my own voice activated self-propelled Tactical Wheel Barrow.

-I'm so tactical that Mall Ninjas around the world have made my likeness out of gold, and have started worshipping me.

 

[CountGlockula]

*I'm so tactical I put Gecko45 to shame.

 

[M60]

I'm so tactical, I can find your shadow in a pitch black room.


-Mark.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

I retired years ago, to give the rest of ya a chance.

 

[ColinthePilot]

I'm so Tactical, everything I own is sanitized, even my mailbox and my license plate.

 

[Ltlabner]

I'm so tactical

...that my "certan part of the male anatomy" has a picatinny rail.

...that my dog has disaster preps

...that my cat is fully trained as a "medical officer" on my "team"

...my dining room chairs are covered in black zytel, rails and laynards

....my wardrobe consists of Blackhawk, 5.11 and lots and lots of nomex

 

[KiltedClaymore]

Im so tactical, all my clothes are kevlar. and i have a trauma plate taped inside the back of my jacket....

 

[Rachen]

I am so tactical,

that Gecko45 calls ME a Mall Ninja!

 

[Rokyudai]

...that my "certan part of the male anatomy" has a picatinny rail.

as long as it's not a picatiny rail you're good to go. LOL

 

[rino451]

I'm so tactical, that:

Magpul patented me!
I'll be on display at the Magpul booth at SHOT Show '09!

 

[U.S.SFC_RET]

I am so tactical that I quit being tactical.

 

[igor]

I'm so tactical my bicycle is painted with stealth paint. True too .

 

[Smith]

My pens and pencils all have tactical strike bezels.

 

[wuluf]

My middle name is 5.11...

 

[esmith]

Im so tactical that God didn't make the words stealthy, tactical, and kickass, he made me instead.