Dear T.R.U.,
It has recently come to my attention that all of your stores, nationwide, have now become a safety risk. I am referring to the newly instated anti-gun policy. I can no longer feel safe inside your stores due to the lack of security. Cameras do not stop criminals, but only records them. I do not rely on stores to make me safe, that is why I carry my own "safety". However, because of your new policy, I have now become a defenseless victim. If you are going to enforce this policy, I suggest you should hire an armed guard. Or on an economical, and logical stand point, you could just leave it to those who prefer to protect themselves by their own means. But I see that you have this warm feeling thinking that you have created a "Safe-Zone", when actually, you have created what some call a "Funnel of Death". Now, it makes me feel warm inside to know that you either; A. Don't care about the vulnerability you have created which could end in certain death, or B. You have no logic, you lack the mental capacity to understand such a simple concept, or simply a moron, and therefore, the implementer of this policy must be a Democrat.
Yours Truly,
Somebody who cares.