Gun Related Names for Boats

[edman79]

I recently went on my first boating trip and I liked the experience and since then I have been visiting....another forum. In this "other" forum they were talking about the funniest boat names they've seen. I started wondering if there are any names you guys have for your boats, have seen or would like to have on a boat that are gun related. I thought of the classic Molon Labe, or Lock 'N Load.

Eddie Ed

 

[blutarsky]

if it's a fishing boat, and you're not quite the best fisherman, then perhaps "failure to feed"

 

[cliffy]

My fishing boat has no name to date

Yea, 16 foot long, 6 foot wide, capable of 30 mph, yet I catch few fish while trolling at 30 mph, actually. How does this relate to proper aim with a rifle? I don't shoot fish; that seems unsporting even if unethical, but possibly practical in crystal clear water. Always shoot 6" under submerged fish due to water refraction of light, or you'll miss smaller fishes. How we got into shooting fish with high-powered centerfires eludes me. Yet, I've toasted more turtles with a .20 caliber air rifle as a kid than I'll ever admit. What name could I ever give my Carp/Turtle boat? *****

 

[Kind of Blued]

How about "Warning: Pirates Will Be Shot"?

 

[Killermonkey21]

Off the top of my head:
"Water Cooled, Gas Operated"

 

[Mr Kablammo]

A superlative gun-related name for your boat or yacht would be "Mr. Kablammo".

 

[neviander]

cliffy, you can shoot arrows at fish...why not bullets?

Anyhoo...boat names, errr, how about long range skipper?

 

[Claude Clay]

early thread winner is: failour to feed

 

[Golden Hound]

"Gsgt. Hartman"

"Major Malfunction"

 

[Soldiersurfs]

Full Clip ?

 

[cliffy]

Arrow rarely richocett

I often shot enough carp in a day, that I needed to capsize my fishing boat in order to clear the blood from my boat. Not proud of my legacy regarding CARP, but I was foolish enough to once think I could rid the Illinois Fox River of undesirable CARP. NEVER HAPPENED! cliffy

 

[scrat]

mosin nagat

 

[neviander]

Arrow rarely richocett

Not in the water, true that. In the woods is another matter though. Touche cliffy.

 

[halfbreed808]

Cocked & Loaded

 

[Rubber_Duck]

You could name your boat "Spitzer," like the pointy FMJ.

 

[Soldiersurfs]

Reelcoil

 

[edman79]

Some good names. I like failure to feed so far.

Eddie Ed

 

[Mark K. C.]

Open Carry

 

[Loosedhorse]

Always loaded.

Double-Tap.

Range Clear.

Doping the Wind.

Slowly in a Hurry.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

Slow Pull

Fast Draw

Magnum Load

Plinker

 

[ZeSpectre]

Well I've actually seen a large yacht called "Long Range" with a launch hanging from the back that said "Short Range".

 

[eflatminor]

How about:
1) Full Auto;
2) Lethal Force;
3) Nice Shot;
4) Good Shootin'; or
5) Moving Target.

Course, my favorite boat name has nothing to do with guns: "Eat my Wake"

 

[robsc]

Someone could damage your boat looking for guns stashed on it.

How about:

Shoot the Waves

Skipping Bullet

 

[iowajones]

"First Freedom"

"UR In Range"

"Subsonic" (better name for a submarine, maybe)

"Firepower"

 

[Good Shot Group]

Good Shot Group