In all seriousness (although I know it sounds daft), think about one thing. I know of an incident locally where a citizen was almost shot by police over his dog. The dog was threatening to attack a cop who had just pulled into the drive (on some totally legitimate, innocent reason - interviewing or something, I forget which). The citizen called his dog off, saying "Colt! Here!" The LEO thought the citizen was telling someone to bring him his Colt, and drew his sidearm immediately... Funny once everyone sorted out what was going on, but potentially tragic under the wrong circumstances. Just a thought...