Favorite movie gun quote

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"Hi, Curly-- kill anyone today?"

"Day ain't over yet..."

-City Slickers


"Hmm, new Walther. I'll have to ask Q to get me one."

-Tomorrow Never Dies


BLAM BLAM BLAM BOOM BOOM BLAM BOOM BOOM BOOM *Click* *Click*
"You're empty."

"So are you."
 
Dang. Someone took the Hunt for Red October quote.

"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head clean off" Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$. And I am all out of bubble gum." Roddy Piper, They Live

I cant believe no one has posted this:
"I am all out of ammo! This has never happened before!" (or something like that) Tremors 2

Terminator 101 after shooting guard at asylum in T2: "He'll live":D

I beileve there would be something appropriate from Men in Black, with Will Smith describing the Cricket, before and after he shoots it.

From Mad TV's parody of Pulp Fiction, Gump Ficiton: after being shot at 6 times and he the guy misses, Gump says: "I believe I am going to get midevil on your buttocks..." For some reason, that now sounds completely replete with wrongness...:uhoh:
 
" It's an 88 Magnum........ It shoots through schools!"

Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously
 
"One thing I've learned in the past few days - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it."

"I need a big gun that holds lots of bullets."

Both from Christian Slater.

Nobody's mentioned Boondock Saints yet!

After the cat's brains end up splattered on the wall: "Is it dead?"
After the hotel shootout: "It's a f***in' six shooter! There's nine bodies genius! What were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, funny man?!"
 
From Red Dawn:

Robert: "How long we got to stay up here?"

(A fighter plane is heard flying over.)

Jed: "Till we don't hear that no more."
 
"There are some people who have something we require. And we want you to get it from them."

"Does it require shooting?"

...

"What do you use, weapons-wise?"

"Hm?"

"Weapons. I'm a--I'm a weapons man."

"Weapons man?"

"Yeah, they tend to settle the argument. So what do you favor?"

"I don't care. You know, it's a toolbox, you put the tools in for the job."

"You know, I actually favor the old 1911."

".45? Old gun."

"Served my country well. A long time."

"Your country? Hasn't done too well though, these past few wars."

"Perhaps not, but at least we don't go whining about it."
 
Sgt. York: Something like:

York: "I just don't see how I could'a missed that whole great big target"

The guys in the pit -- "Hey, wait a minute, there's a hole in the bullseye"

York: "I reckon this gun shoots a bit to the left."

Sergeant: "Where did ya learn to shoot York?"
Alvin: "Well I ain't never learned Sergeant, folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned. But they was exaggeratin' some. "

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Which movie is this?:

"Nice shot, is that a .38?"
"38...39, whatever it takes."
 
"As I looked at my two young sons, each with his gun, and considered how much the safety of the party depended on these little fellows, I felt grateful to you, dear husband, for having acquainted them in childhood with the use of firearms."

-- Elisabeth Robinson, in The Swiss Family Robinson by Johann Wyss

From Big Jake John Wayne:

"Since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learn to respect your betters".

From Patton (not sure if it's the man or the movie):

PATTON: "We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by ***, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By ***, I do."

PATTON: "Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed."

PATTON: "The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home."

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -General George S. Patton, Jr.
 
"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

Wasn't that from The Man Who Would be King ? The one with Connery and Michael Caine?

BG: A man's got to make a living.

JW: Dying ain't much of a living, boy.

Something like that, anyway. And I think everyone here knows where that came from.
 
Mo:
"I hope you got a gun on you, Charlie."

Chocolate Chip Charlie:
"How many times must I tell you my hands are lethal weapons?"

Mo:
"I hope you're right, cause if that thing tries to kill me, you kill me first!"

--From "The Stuff"




"So if you want your daughter back, you'll have to cooperate, right?"

"Wrong!" BANG!

--From "Commando"
 
Poorly paraphrased from Doctor Zhivago:

Besides, with a small pistol I have killed many men smarter than myself.
 
From BHD....when Hoot gets crapped out for going through the dinner line with M4 strapped on and not having safety engaged. He looks at the Ranger Capt, holds up his trigger finger and makes a squeezing motion as he says:

"This is my safety."

It's better when you see it and hear the drawl. :)

brad cook
 
no one has brought up Steve Martin in "the Three Amigos":

"Stop!! Or i'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your d**k for a pencil!!"

Bobby
 
1. "Captain, I'm asking you one last time...don't do this."
2. "No.....Not without incident."
3. "I'm coming!" (no smartass remarks!)
4. "I pay it gladly."

Christian Bale in "Equilibrium"
 
C-note, that is what I loved about EQ, absolutely devoid of cheesy @ss one liners...just awesome @ss one liners!
 
Arinvolvo, "Equilibrium" immediately entered my Top-Ten List when I saw it in the theater last December. I think I'm one of the only people in the world who viewed it as it was meant to be seen...on a huge screen!

Amazing movie. Amazing soundtrack, too. Can't wait to see Wimmer's next movie, "Ultraviolet". More Gun-kata and a much larger budget!
 
"Burt, anyone ever tell you that you give a whole new meaning to the word overkill?"

reponse: "When ya need it, and don't got it, you sing a different tune..."


Or something to that effect...


And of course there's "doing what I can with what I got" after dispatching some shriekers I believe it was.
 
CNote, I didnt have the luxury or good fortune to see it in the theater, but I bought it on DVD. In fact, right now, I just finished watching it in widescreen with my 600 watt surround sound pegged....I know it isnt a movie theater, but it is still one awesome experience.

I am glad that THR turned me on to this otherwise unknown movie....I have shown it to as many people as possible in the few days I have owned it....and I will most likely show it to more.
 
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